Jim Thorpe and Beltzville.

Go up 313 through Quakertown, stop for coffee at the new Wawa, and get on the Northeast Extension of the Pennsylvania Turnpike. As you're going through the Lehigh Tunnel, scare Sandi with stories of people being crushed under millions of tons of stone when tunnels collapse. Just after the tunnel (Whew! We lived!) take the Lehighton exit and head to Jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania.

Use the bathroom at the Pocono Mountain Visitors center, where this picture was taken...

...then walk--or take a buggy ride--through the quaint little town.

 After leaving Jim Thorpe, get totally lost trying to get to Beltzville State Park on the other side of the Interstate, finding it--and the facilities--JUST in time.

 Stay long enough that the weather turns and it starts to rain. Catch the Potty Queen coming out of the can.