To-Dos, Entiat: Part One.

Passing the time in Entiat:

Step One. Wrestle the disgusting, slobber-covered tennis ball from Mike and Kelly's dog Wolfgang, put it into the day-glo orange Whammo Disgusting Slobber-Covered Tennis Ball Slinger, and sling the ball into the river.

Watch fetch-obsessed Choo-Choo fetch:

Watch Quasimodo roll around in the grass:

Repeat until the slobber-covered tennis ball disintegrates, Spanky dies of a heart attack, or you require sustenance. I suggest a Wilma cookie.

What was that dog's name?