Naturally, Miss "I'll try anything once (as long as it doesn't involve heights)" had to go inside and experience the World Of Wonders. Her report: weird looking masses in jars of formaldehyde, what might have been an oversized snake underneath some hay, newspaper articles and pictures of deformed people, and one bored, morbidly obese guy in a housedress and Jeff cap sitting in a broken down lawn chair, munching on a half eaten peanut butter sandwich, and sipping from a two-liter bottle of warm diet Pepsi. We later saw him on the Midway in one of those free Medicare mobility scooters. He was staring wistfully up at the spinning Tilt-a-Whirl while balancing a piece of pizza on each of his massive thighs.
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